Note to self

[algeh]

Dear memory,

Lately, you seem to be having some problems keeping your priorities straight. To clarify:

The following things really don't need to be on super-high-available-at-all-times access:

• The "share and enjoy" song from The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy radio show
  
• The events of April 8th and April 9th 2000
  
• The rest of your sophomore year of college
  
• Every embarrassing thing you have ever done
  
• "Dies Irae" from Mozart's Requiem and/or any other choral piece which you are not performing again any time soon
  
• Phone numbers that you haven't called in years
  

Please refile them in a lower-priority slot and replace with things such as:

• The location of your car at any given time
  
• Your social security number
  
• Your pin numbers and passwords
  
• Things you need to get done this week
  
• Your bank balance
  
• Phone numbers of people you call all the time
  

This should lead to a more efficient and well-run life.

Sincerely,
The Rest Of The Brain