bullet points of joy and complaint

[algeh]

Things that improved my weekend:

• 90210 season one dvds
  
• Target sells organic, soy-free microwave popcorn
  
• I figured out how to update my website without using an ftp program
  

Things that did not improve my weekend:

• Being repeatedly asked if I was a "technical type" person at the conference I attended on Saturday (this is either because I am female, because I lack the social skills to know how to dive on in to what everyone else is doing, or because I was wearing paisley)
  
• Trying to cram 11 computers in my car
  
• Spilling my coffee while driving shortly thereafter
  
• The changed soundtrack on the 90210 dvds, which could extend into a long rant on IP and derivative works at some point in the future
  

Now I have to drive back to a small town and unload 11 computers into the basement of an elementary school. Hopefully, it is not flooded. Unfortunately, it is dark.

I either want a husband to hand over the heavy lifting to or a wife to hand over the undone domestic tasks to. Possibly both.

Comments

[greatblondelf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, once gay marriage is (eventually, probably like 15 years "eventually") passed into law, can we get some polygamy in the house too? I mean, come on....

[luinied]

Apparently it'll arrive pretty much instantly as soon as people start accepting same-sex marriage. I forget if it's supposed to come before marrying pets, but I'm pretty sure we'll get polygamy before we're allowed to wed furniture.

[diantha.livejournal.com]

I sometimes want a housewife too... just not the sleeping with her part. But, I want somebody to cook/clean/do errands for me!

[greatblondelf.livejournal.com]

I think that's what maids are supposed to be for.

Except when your partner dresses up as a maid, then they're for sleeping with again. Life is confusing......

[diantha.livejournal.com]

yeah, except maids cost money. My ideal 'wife' would do this for, well,food and shelter I guess.