In which I announce my candidacy

[algeh]

As many of you know, Gia has recently announced her candidacy for Supreme Dictator. Last night, she offered me the great honor of running as her Vice-Dictator and her Dictator of Vice. Obviously, I accepted.

Assuming I get drunk near a computer sometime soon, look for a post with my complete platform and some various promotional materials. In the meantime, a brief overview:

I stand for hot tubs. I feel that they play an important cultural role and that their use should be encouraged.

Chocolate is tasty.

There need to be more pictures of my cleavage on the internet, because I had a hard time finding a photo for this icon.

Thank you all for your support.

Comments

[diantha.livejournal.com]

Hm, but what is your stand on important issues like.... um... running with only gorillla masks on, copying griffiths solutions off the internet, embezzling money from large corporations, drinking alchol during lent, eating turkey on fridays, swearing in front of small children, having pre-marrital 'fun', lusting cute guys in cosmo magazine, buying non-recycled paper products, shopping at walmart, making bets over pinball games, and buying coffe from 'that evil corporation'.

[algeh]

Hmm....off the top of my head:
yes
no
maybe
HELL YES
yes
FUCK YEAH
YEE HAH
eh
boo
yargh
yes
BLEH

I'm also in favor of pizza. I think it's lunchtime.

[greatblondelf.livejournal.com]

I think I speak for both myself and bras when I say: ou have our full support.

[algeh]

Alas, the second part of that is not nearly as true as I'd like it to be. Maybe it would help if you gave them a stern lecture, but I think that would be difficult to explain to passer-by.

I seem to be in a very silly mood lately.